I'm Shauna, an Australian writer/web monkey who moved to Scotland four years ago in pursuit of adventure and kilts. I'm into mangoes, Radiohead, scalding hot tea, MotoGP, playing with matches, Hitchcock films and men's tennis.

I am a redhead. Grrr.

I like to save the best things for last so I always eat lasagna upside down, so to finish with the cheesy bit. I'd eat ice cream cones upside down if it wasn't so messy.

Blog

WNP was started in May 2000 to combat boredom in the workplace. The name was chosen not only as homage to the saucy Tom Jones song, but to lure in unsuspecting Google visitors searching for "pussy".

I don't take this site seriously, so take anything I write with a grain of salt. I just like to crap on about silly things that happen.

I also blog about my formerly secret double-life as a fat-fighting superhero at The Amazing Adventures of Dietgirl, and just finished writing a rockin' book with the same name. It will be published by Transworld in January 2008 and could be an ideal gift for the New Years Resolutionist in your life!